In shocking scenes where nothing newsworthy happened, the 34 year old mother of none was invited into the house of people she didn't know and no sex crimes, assaults, kidnappings or murder took place. "We just ate frittata and talked about travelling." she said, seeming to smile happily. "It felt just like the olden days, before the media did so much to create fear and mistrust in our society."
More updates on these happy times coming soon.
In other underreported news
-Eating less and exercising more will make you healthier.
-A lot of what you think is important actually isn't in the grand scheme of all things.
-The sun continues to rise and set on a world full of struggling people who are just trying to be happy.