In shocking news from Monmouth last night, Ursula Martin, the former carer currently undertaking a brave and epic walk around Wales went to stay in the house of a couple she met in a pub and emerged the next morning unscathed. "I was wary at first but I went with my years of experience interacting with other humans and in the end I just felt I could trust them" she reported from the forest further along the way.
In shocking scenes where nothing newsworthy happened, the 34 year old mother of none was invited into the house of people she didn't know and no sex crimes, assaults, kidnappings or murder took place. "We just ate frittata and talked about travelling." she said, seeming to smile happily. "It felt just like the olden days, before the media did so much to create fear and mistrust in our society."
More updates on these happy times coming soon.
In other underreported news
-Eating less and exercising more will make you healthier.
-A lot of what you think is important actually isn't in the grand scheme of all things.
-The sun continues to rise and set on a world full of struggling people who are just trying to be happy.
In shocking scenes where nothing newsworthy happened, the 34 year old mother of none was invited into the house of people she didn't know and no sex crimes, assaults, kidnappings or murder took place. "We just ate frittata and talked about travelling." she said, seeming to smile happily. "It felt just like the olden days, before the media did so much to create fear and mistrust in our society."
More updates on these happy times coming soon.
In other underreported news
-Eating less and exercising more will make you healthier.
-A lot of what you think is important actually isn't in the grand scheme of all things.
-The sun continues to rise and set on a world full of struggling people who are just trying to be happy.
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